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Homemade Chopper

February 22, 2012

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Have you ever seen someone riding a heavily customized bicycle and thought to yourself, “Gee, I wish I could roll with that much swagger, but I just don’t have the cheese”?

Well, here’s a simple recipe for making your very own chopper bike:

You only need two ingredients, a bike with nonfunctional brakes and a stationary object like a car or brick wall.

(You may want to wear a helmet for this next step)

Now, ride the bicycle as quickly as possible into the stationary object. Voila! Your chopper bike is complete.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. jreesnc permalink
    February 22, 2012 11:23 am

    You’d never see such tolerance on a fancy schmancy carbon fiber fork!

  2. February 22, 2012 11:29 am

    Did they ask you to fix it?

    • February 22, 2012 11:51 am

      This actually was brought in for a repair quote. It never feels good to tell someone that their bike is fucked, but sometimes you just gotta tell it like it is.

      Surprisingly, the bike is still kinda rideable.

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